Nadia Sawalha said something stupid on Loose Women? So? What do you want me to do about it? She's on Loose Women, being stupid is her job, let her get on with it. SHe'll die, we'll all die.
The government want to blah blah blah House of Lords etc.
So? What do you want me to do about it? Of course they're being dicks, they're psycopaths. Of course they'll take your money, they always have done, you'll still have enough for a biscuit. Honestly, you'll be fine, I'm almost certainly poorer than you and I'm a fat bastard.
AMERICA ARE ALLOWED GUNS AND PEOPLE GET SHOT.
I know and it's rubbish. I don't live there, I can't influence anything, neither do you and neither can you so it's totally pointless going on about it. Bacon causes cancer
Couldn't give a shit, I don't eat bacon. You couldn't care less either.
THE PRIME MINISTER FUCKED A PIG!!! Yeah, ran that into the ground didn't you? I've got an abcess in my anal cleft and I think I might be going mad. Yeah, me too. Rubbish isn't it? Download my show, it's nothing like this. Today has been rubbish. Tomorrow will involve people watching the news and telling me their opinions on it and their opinions will be the opinions that I already knew they had and then the day afterwards something else will happen. Download my show. Here's a picture of some coffee.