Pretty Little Black Eyed Susie Guy Mitchell Hit number 2: 1st May 1953 Kept of the top by: I Believe by Frankie Laine Spotify:...

Feet Up (Pat Him On The Po Po) Guy Mitchell Hit number 2: 21st November 1952 Weeks at number 2: 1 Kept off the top by: Here in my Heart...

I’ve started a new blog, yes, a new blog. In 2019. It’s not a wholly original idea, it’s a conglomeration (I think it is anyway, if not,...

Okay, there is way more to say about this than I'll say here. (Note to self, you know how you've been trying to think of something to...

Every year, when I turn up at the Edinburgh fringe, I see massive posters for shows by comedians that I, nor anyone else I encounter, has...

I like doing gigs. For a while last year I really didn't, then a doctor gave me some tablets and then I started to enjoy myself again. I...

Saturday gone saw the first ever full room for my fringe show. A few days before, I wrote this about the first week of my run: Okay...

Okay, this will probably be the nerdiest thing I’ve ever written. If you don’t REALLY like football, probably give this one a miss eh?...

Right, I'm going to write a blog about football. Because I like it. Not as much as I used to but it is good isn't it? I devoured...

Nadia Sawalha said something stupid on Loose Women? So? What do you want me to do about it? She's on Loose Women, being stupid is her...

I really hate the rock band Queen. You probably like them don't you? You think they're really good, well they aren't, they are shit....

Yeah, again, probably don't read this if you came to this site after seeing one of my kids shows... This is about the most horrific thing...

There was a man in my gig last night who I hate more than I hate that man that shot that lion. He is, I think, the person I like least...

So, Hulk Hogan is a racist now. Well, blow me tight am I unamazed. It's bad this racism he has done but he is the same bloke who, when...

"Doesn't Tom out of The Wanted look fit?" Someone probably said in about 2008, if there is a Tom in The Wanted. I bet there is, there...

Not enough people are impressed by this. Look, I've just been to Jersey. It was good. You should go to Jersey for the following reasons: ...